The former burger van owner admitted to Cilla Black he tried to get on her old telly favourite a few times but was knocked back.
Angelos was a guest on Never Mind The Buzzcocks last night, which our Cilla hosted.
He had his bag containing a hedgehog mask, pics of fat ladies, a stick, guessing cap and trumpet.
He took on fellow guest Holly Willoughby in an arm wrestle ? and lost.
I'm sure he'd do better against pals Vic Reeves or Bob Mortimer.
Especially if he's as angry as the rest of us about the Beeb binning Shooting Stars.