Luckily for the alky funeral director, local rugby legend “Dick the Kick” decides to, er, “kick” the bucket and give business a boost. This is going to be the funeral of the century – and a good excuse to rehash some classic puns.
The eulogy is read by a familiar face, and as the seemingly sensible person starts with the double entendres, it has a feel of Have I Got News For You? about it (although it has been a while since he’s been on the show. Perhaps time to get him back?!)
There are some other celebrity turns, although if you’re anything like me and clueless about sport, you’ll probably lots. Some get a name-check; most don’t. See if you can spot all ten.